You can take her home now

Spying on the neighbours and yogic breastfeeding

Breaking resolutions, lying to weight watchers and sperm donors

New Year's resolutions, not being hungover and making way for Nancy

Snow, kids and Christmas and giving duff presents

Overpriced ties

Christmas 24 channel and sniffing babies

Cooking curries, fat mums and falling out with the man in the shop

Christmas planning with babies

Going out, pub quizzes and fish graveyards

Human milking, Bet Lynch and allotment shoes

Nancy's new best friend arrives, and mine- the slendertone

Love handles and getting your bits checked